{"product_id":"murder-drones-satchel","title":"Murder Drones Laptop Bag","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"TypographyPresentation TypographyPresentation--medium RichText3-paragraph--withVSpacingNormal RichText3-paragraph HighlightSol_highlightSol_1625403506 HighlightSol_buildingBlock_1625403506\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003eNote: This item is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-October.\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"TypographyPresentation TypographyPresentation--medium RichText3-paragraph--withVSpacingNormal RichText3-paragraph HighlightSol_highlightSol_1625403506 HighlightSol_buildingBlock_1625403506\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"TypographyPresentation TypographyPresentation--medium RichText3-paragraph--withVSpacingNormal RichText3-paragraph HighlightSol_highlightSol_1625403506 HighlightSol_buildingBlock_1625403506\"\u003eAre you running on angst, sleep deprivation and unresolved issues? Well now you can carry all that, plus your laptop in this Uzi satchel!\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"TypographyPresentation TypographyPresentation--medium RichText3-paragraph--withVSpacingNormal RichText3-paragraph HighlightSol_highlightSol_1625403506 HighlightSol_buildingBlock_1625403506\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"TypographyPresentation TypographyPresentation--medium RichText3-paragraph--withVSpacingNormal RichText3-paragraph HighlightSol_highlightSol_1625403506 HighlightSol_buildingBlock_1625403506\"\u003eDesigned by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"mysite","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67822615986542,"sku":"MD-BAGS-0001-00","price":31.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0995\/9827\/0830\/files\/Satchel2_jpg.png?v=1792545601","url":"https:\/\/lightyearshop.store\/products\/murder-drones-satchel","provider":"LIGHTYEAR","version":"1.0","type":"link"}